Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 2, 2023

God rest ye CS students now, The bearings on...
God rest ye CS students now, The bearings on the drum are gone, Let nothing you dismay. The disk is wobbling, too. The VAX is down and won't be up, We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol Until the first of May...

sillema sillema nika su [translation: look it up...hint-fin]
sillema sillema nika su [translation: look it up...hint-fin]

The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike...
The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike cunning, a plausible manner and a little literary ability. The capacity to steal other people's ideas and phrases ... is also invaluable. -- Nicolas Tomalin, "Stop...