Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday March 8, 2023

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to...
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. -- Alan King

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...