Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday March 26, 2023

HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! -- E. E...
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! -- E. E. CUMMINGS

Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
Help a swallow land at Capistrano.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

There once was a girl so lovely, Who wanted to make love in...
There once was a girl so lovely, Who wanted to make love in the bubbly, She strapped on her tanks, And started her pranks, But the lobsters all thought she was ugly.

I was eatin' some chop suey, With a lady in St. Louie, When...
I was eatin' some chop suey, With a lady in St. Louie, When there sudden comes a knockin' at the door. And that knocker, he says, "Honey, Roll this rocker out some money, Or your daddy shoots a baddie to the floor." -- Mr. Miggle