Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday April 16, 2023

There once was a fellow named Howard, Whose tool it...
There once was a fellow named Howard, Whose tool it was nuclear-powered, While grabbing some ass, He reached critical mass, But think of the girl he deflowered!

There's small choice in rotten apples. --...
There's small choice in rotten apples. -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than...
A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Enough food for a week. I'm darned if I know how the helican.