Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 18, 2023

God rest ye CS students now, Let nothing you dismay. The VAX...
God rest ye CS students now, Let nothing you dismay. The VAX is down and won't be up, Until the first of May. The program that was due this morn, Won't be postponed, they say. Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy, Oh,...

A chap down in Oklahoma Had a cock that could sing La Paloma, ...
A chap down in Oklahoma Had a cock that could sing La Paloma, But the sweetness of pitch Couldn't put off the hitch Of impotence, size and aroma.

Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...
Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...