Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 5, 2023

Real programs don't eat cache.
Real programs don't eat cache.

There was a young man of Bombay Who buggered his dad once...
There was a young man of Bombay Who buggered his dad once a day. He said, "I like, rather, Fucking my father -- He's clean, and there's nothing to pay."

I have travelled the length and breadth of this country,...
I have travelled the length and breadth of this country, and have talked with the best people in business administration. I can assure you on the highest authority that data processing is a fad and won't last out the year. -- Editor...