Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday April 30, 2023

There was a young lady of Wheeling Who professed to lack sexual...
There was a young lady of Wheeling Who professed to lack sexual feeling. But a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris, And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word...
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. -- Burt Bacharach

Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's...
Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.

`O' LEVEL COUNTER CULTURE Timewarp allowed: 3 hours. Do...
`O' LEVEL COUNTER CULTURE Timewarp allowed: 3 hours. Do not scrawl situationalist graffiti in the margins or stub your rollups in the inkwells. Orange may be worn. Credit will be given to candidates who self-actualise. (1) Compare...

A kiss is a course of procedure, cunningly devised, for...
A kiss is a course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.
The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.