Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 12, 2024

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

While you recently had your problems on the run, they've...
While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and are making another attack.

Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.

You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.