Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday March 24, 2024

A german composer named Bruckner Remarked to a lady while...
A german composer named Bruckner Remarked to a lady while fuckener : "Less lento, my dear, With your cute little rear; I like a hot presto when muckener!"

There was a young woman named Sutton Who said, as she carved...
There was a young woman named Sutton Who said, as she carved up the mutton, "My father preferred The last sheep in the herd -- This is one of his children I'm cuttin'."

Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich. --...
Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich. -- Ambrose Bierce