Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 5, 2024

Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon...
Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful than the sun." "Why?", he was asked. "Because at night we need the light more."

There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful...
There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink ( as you bastards think ) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

All the simple programs have been written.
All the simple programs have been written.