Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday March 16, 2024

What I tell you three times is true.
What I tell you three times is true.

A young man grew increasingly peaky In a house where the hinges...
A young man grew increasingly peaky In a house where the hinges were squeaky, The ferns curled up brown, The ceilings flaked down, And all of the faucets were leaky. -- Edward Gorey

There was a young man of Khartoum, The strength of whose balls...
There was a young man of Khartoum, The strength of whose balls was his doom. So strong was his shootin', The third law of Newton Propelled the poor chap to the Moon.

There was a young sapphic named Anna Who stuffed her friend's...
There was a young sapphic named Anna Who stuffed her friend's cunt with banana, Which she sucked, bit by bit, From her partner's warm slit, In the most approved lesbian manner.

Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...
Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...

The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood...
The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he reported to Fafhrd: "I have seen much, yet cannot explain all. The Gray Mouser is exactly twenty-five feet below the deepest cellar in the palace of Gilpkerio Kistomerces. Even...