Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 29, 2024

An ARPAnaut name of Corvette Had a fetish involving the net...
An ARPAnaut name of Corvette Had a fetish involving the net. As he fondled his IMP His cock went from limp To as hard as concrete which has set.

An old man at the Folies Bergere Had a jock, a most wondrous...
An old man at the Folies Bergere Had a jock, a most wondrous affair: It snipped off a twat-curl From each new chorus girl, And he had a wig made of the hair.

The absence of labels [in ECL] is probably a good thing...
The absence of labels [in ECL] is probably a good thing. -- T. Cheatham