Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday July 2, 2024

Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then...
Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure. -- Eric Allman ... We make rope. -- Rob Gingell on Sun Microsystem's new virtual memory.

A mother mouse was taking her large brood for a stroll across...
A mother mouse was taking her large brood for a stroll across the kitchen floor one day when the local cat, by a feat of stealth unusual even for its species, managed to trap them in a corner. The children cowered, terrified by this fearsome beast,...

A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending...
A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's chart: "Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential." Another doctor reports that in a recent issue of the *American...

Did you know the University of Iowa closed down after someone...
Did you know the University of Iowa closed down after someone stole the book?

Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply...
Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply and demand. The less of either the people have, the less they want. -- Charlotte Observer, 1897

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are...
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? -- Clarence Darrow

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