Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 18, 2024

We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile...
We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

There was a young girl of Cah'lina, Had a very capricious...
There was a young girl of Cah'lina, Had a very capricious vagina: To the shock of the fucker "Twould suddenly pucker, And whistle the chorus of "Dinah."

We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile...
We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

"Engineering without management is art." -- Jeff...
"Engineering without management is art." -- Jeff Johnson