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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday July 20, 2024


There was a young lady from Exeter, So pretty that men craned...
There was a young lady from Exeter, So pretty that men craned their necks at her. One was even so brave As to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.

There was a young monk from Tibet And this is the damnedest...
There was a young monk from Tibet And this is the damnedest one yet His cock was so long And incredibly strong That he buggered six Greeks en brochette.

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