Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 22, 2006

Getting into trouble is easy. -- D. Winkel...
Getting into trouble is easy. -- D. Winkel and F. Prosser

Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your...
Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? 2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow. 3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something...

Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth: Shortages will...
Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth: Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.