Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 28, 2006

Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. --...
Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. -- Frederick Crane

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to...
There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "'Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole; There's plenty of room in the right one."

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at...
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. -- Oscar Wilde

Nemo me impune lacessit. [No one provokes me with...
Nemo me impune lacessit. [No one provokes me with impunity] -- Motto of the Crown of Scotland