Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 12, 2006

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very...
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brandon

If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?

If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back,...
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.

A pathetic old maid of Bordeaux Fell in love with a dashing...
A pathetic old maid of Bordeaux Fell in love with a dashing young beau. To arrest his regard She would squat in his yard And longingly pee in the sneaux.