Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 1, 2006

"Life to you is a bold and dashing responsibility" ...
"Life to you is a bold and dashing responsibility" -- a Mary Chung's fortune cookie

Buzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes Of hateful soreness,...
Buzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes Of hateful soreness, purge mine ears of corn; Less dear than army ants in apple pies Art thou, old prune-face, with thy chestnuts worn, Dropt from thy peeling lips like lousy fruit; Like honeybees upon...

A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives...
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing...
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. -- Samuel Johnson

My message is not that biological determinists were...
My message is not that biological determinists were bad scientists or even that they were always wrong. Rather, I believe that science must be understood as a social phenomenon, a gutsy, human enterprise, not the work of robots programmed to collect...

Come live with me and be my love, And we will some...
Come live with me and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands and crystal brooks With silken lines, and silver hooks. There's nothing that I wouldn't do If you would be my POSSLQ. You live with me, and I with you, And you will...

A man is known by the company he organizes. -- Ambrose...
A man is known by the company he organizes. -- Ambrose Bierce