Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 27, 2006

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Arthur's Laws of Love: (1) People to whom you...
Arthur's Laws of Love: (1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else. (2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the mail long enough for...

Hack placidly amidst the noisy printers and remember what...
Hack placidly amidst the noisy printers and remember what prizes there may be in Science. As fast as possible get a good terminal on a good system. Enter your data clearly but always encrypt your results. And listen to others, even the dull...

PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn.
PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn.

1925 With a drink so good, 'tis folly to be thirsty 1929...
1925 With a drink so good, 'tis folly to be thirsty 1929 The high sign of refreshment 1929 The pause that refreshes 1930 It had to be good to get where it is 1932 The drink that makes a pause refreshing 1935 The pause that brings friends together 1937...