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Pittsburgh Driver's Test (8) Pedestrians are (a)...
Pittsburgh Driver's Test (8) Pedestrians are (a) irrelevant. (b) communists. (c) a nuisance. (d) difficult to clean off the front grille. The correct answer is (a). Pedestrians are not in cars, so they are totally...

Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them...
Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them on your way down. -- Wilson Mizner

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