Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 13, 2006

"The identical is equal to itself, since it...
"The identical is equal to itself, since it is different." -- Franco Spisani

Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2)...
Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.

There was a young man who said "God, I find it exceedingly...
There was a young man who said "God, I find it exceedingly odd, That the willow oak tree Continues to be, When there's no one about in the Quad." "Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd, For I'm always about in the Quad; ...

A computer, to print out a fact, Will divide, multiply,...
A computer, to print out a fact, Will divide, multiply, and subtract. But this output can be No more than debris, If the input was short of exact. -- Gigo

A rapturous young fellatrix One day was at work on five...
A rapturous young fellatrix One day was at work on five pricks. With an unholy cry She whipped out her glass eye: "Tell the boys I can now take on six."

A savvy young hooker named Gail Got busted and lodged in...
A savvy young hooker named Gail Got busted and lodged in the jail. But the jailer got hot, To be lodged in her twat, And so Gail made the bail with her tail.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have...
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde

Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with...
Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard? A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!

"The identical is equal to itself, since it...
"The identical is equal to itself, since it is different." -- Franco Spisani

A company is known by the men it keeps.
A company is known by the men it keeps.