Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 23, 2006

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing their hair...
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing their hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above...
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm...