Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 30, 2006

An old Jewish man reads about Einstein's theory...
An old Jewish man reads about Einstein's theory of relativity in the newspaper and asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him. "Well, zayda, it's sort of like this. Einstein says that if you're having your teeth drilled without...

Even in the moment of our earliest kiss, When sighed...
Even in the moment of our earliest kiss, When sighed the straitened bud into the flower, Sat the dry seed of most unwelcome this; And that I knew, though not the day and hour. Too season-wise am I, being country-bred, To tilt at autumn or defy...

Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.
Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Our customers' paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.
Our customers' paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.

The faster we go, the rounder we get. --...
The faster we go, the rounder we get. -- The Grateful Dead