Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 14, 2007

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth...
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth. -- John Lyly

Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see...
Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E.

Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.
Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.

We don't need no indirection We don't need...
We don't need no indirection We don't need no compilation We don't need no flow control We don't need no load control No data typing or declarations No link edit for external bindings Hey! did you leave the lists alone? ...

Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found...
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. -- Ogden Nash

While walking down a crowded City street the other day, I heard...
While walking down a crowded City street the other day, I heard a little urchin To a comrade turn and say, "Say, Chimmey, lemme tell youse, I'd be happy as a clam If only I was de feller dat Me mudder t'inks I am. "She t'inks I am a wonder, ...