Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 10, 2007

Certain passages in several laws have always defied...
Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, "In the Nuts...

The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door He said,...
The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door He said, "I am not fighting for you anymore" The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before And slowly she let him inside. He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young But I've...

If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you...
If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to say they had a nice time. Now you'll be be expected to throw another party next year. What...

>Ever heard of .cshrc? That's a city in Bosnia...
>Ever heard of .cshrc? That's a city in Bosnia. Right? (Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.)

"How should I know if it works? That's what beta testers...
"How should I know if it works? That's what beta testers are for. I only coded it." (Attributed to Linus Torvalds, somewhere in a posting)

"I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a...
"I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse than first programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran, but then I suspect all fortran programs look like `firsts')" (By Olaf Kirch)

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as...
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. -- Joan Rivers

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with...
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.

Come fill the cup and in the fire of spring Your winter garment...
Come fill the cup and in the fire of spring Your winter garment of repentence fling. The bird of time has but a little way To flutter -- and the bird is on the wing. -- Omar Khayyam

Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?