| Humor: Sunday February 4, 2007 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 4, 2007Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth...
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth. -- Picasso Expedience is the best teacher. Expedience is the best teacher. NO OPIUM-SMOKING IN THE ELEVATORS -- sign... NO OPIUM-SMOKING IN THE ELEVATORS -- sign in the Rand Hotel, New York, 1907 There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with... There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor. The crabs, in a lump, Made tracks to her rump - This passing parade did amaze her. By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing and... By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing and he vows his passion is infinite, undying -- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. -- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence" What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina... What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina Turner Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 4, 2007
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