Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 15, 2007

Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative...
Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative When. She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now Because she's unable to postulate How. -- Frederick Winsor

The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse...
The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk; That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash

The man she had was kind and clean And well enough for every...
The man she had was kind and clean And well enough for every day, But oh, dear friends, you should have seen The one that got away. -- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoman"

The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast...
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something...

The trouble with a kitten is that When it grows up, it's always...
The trouble with a kitten is that When it grows up, it's always a cat -- Ogden Nash.

There is no point in waiting. The train stopped running years...
There is no point in waiting. The train stopped running years ago. All the schedules, the brochures, The bright-colored posters full of lies, Promise rides to a distant country That no longer exists.

There is something in the pang of change More than the heart...
There is something in the pang of change More than the heart can bear, Unhappiness remembering happiness. -- Euripides

... "fire" does not matter, "earth"...
... "fire" does not matter, "earth" and "air" and "water" do not matter. "I" do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers words. The more words he remembers, the cleverer...

We're all in this alone. -- Lily Tomlin
We're all in this alone. -- Lily Tomlin