Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 21, 2007

Just because the message may never be received does not mean...
Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is not worth sending.

Life is difficult because it is non-linear.
Life is difficult because it is non-linear.

I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you.
I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you.

A woman without a man is like a fish without...
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Therefore, a man without a woman is like a bicycle without a fish.

It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty...
It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.

All is fear in love and war.
All is fear in love and war.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

"You would do well not to imagine profundity,"...
"You would do well not to imagine profundity," he said. "Anything that seems of momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note. Conversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care. Because...