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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 20, 2007


She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste...
She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words.

He who dies with the most toys wins.
He who dies with the most toys wins.

There's a trick to the Graceful Exit. It begins with...
There's a trick to the Graceful Exit. It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage, a relationship is over -- and to let go. It means leaving what's over without denying its validity or its past importance in our lives. It involves...

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over...
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." -- Will Rogers

> > Other than the fact Linux has a cool name, could...
> > Other than the fact Linux has a cool name, could someone explain why I > > should use Linux over BSD? > > No. That's it. The cool name, that is. We worked very hard on > creating a name that would appeal to the majority...

You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to...
You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it. -- Maharbal

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