Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 23, 2007

Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying...
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold...
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Life is too short to be taken seriously. -- O...
Life is too short to be taken seriously. -- O. Wilde

The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe...
The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe. -- Chester Gould/Dick Tracy

Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... --...
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. -- None of my socks match. -- I'm having all my plants neutered. -- I changed the lock on my door and now...

If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys...
If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.

I have become me without my consent.
I have become me without my consent.

Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever...
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.