Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 25, 2007

Hoffer's Discovery: The grand act of a dying...
Hoffer's Discovery: The grand act of a dying institution is to issue a newly revised, enlarged edition of the policies and procedures manual.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it...
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome

The Great Movie Posters: When You're Six Tons -- And They Call...
The Great Movie Posters: When You're Six Tons -- And They Call You Killer -- It's Hard To Make Friends... -- Namu, the Killer Whale (1966) Meet the Girls with the Thermo-Nuclear Navels! -- Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs...

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. -- Ted Turner
Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. -- Ted Turner

Lord, what fools these mortals be! -- William...
Lord, what fools these mortals be! -- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"