Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 26, 2007

Man will never fly. Space travel is merely a dream. All aspirin...
Man will never fly. Space travel is merely a dream. All aspirin is alike.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. --...
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints"

To stand and be still, At the Birkenhead drill, Is a damned...
To stand and be still, At the Birkenhead drill, Is a damned tough bullet to chew. -- Rudyard Kipling