Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 12, 2013

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was...
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.

Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job? A: ...
Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job? A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as...
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

There was a young lady named Astor Who never let any get past...
There was a young lady named Astor Who never let any get past her. She finally got plenty By stopping twenty, Which certainly ought to last her.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.