Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 22, 2013

The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that...
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

The answer is that libdialog, the library on which sysinstall...
The answer is that libdialog, the library on which sysinstall depends for these menus, is genuinely evil. It is the unloved, satanic bastard child of multiple parents and torturing users like yourself constitutes the only joy in life it has left...

The assertion that "all men are created equal" was...
The assertion that "all men are created equal" was of no practical use in effecting our separation from Great Britain and it was placed in the Declaration not for that, but for future use. -- Abraham Lincoln

There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts, Whose pleasure...
There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts, Whose pleasure in life is to pruntz. When one pireg is shot, There's that alternate twat, But the ausgefuckt male merely grunts.

I have a very small mind and must live with it...
I have a very small mind and must live with it. -- E. Dijkstra

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

I think there's a world market for about five computers...
I think there's a world market for about five computers. -- attr. Thomas J. Watson (Chairman of the Board, IBM), 1943