Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 7, 2013

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

If your bread is stale, make toast.
If your bread is stale, make toast.

A lovely young maid from St. Jude Once rode through the streets...
A lovely young maid from St. Jude Once rode through the streets in the nude. The police cried, "Whatam-- Agnificent bottom" And slapped it as hard as they cude.

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't...
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -- Daniel J. Boorstin