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There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking...
There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking machine. Concave or convex, It served either sex, But oh what a bitch to keep clean.

All theoretical chemistry is really physics; and...
All theoretical chemistry is really physics; and all theoretical chemists know it. -- Richard P. Feynman

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