Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 8, 2013

L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare. --...
L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare. -- L. Pasteur

An old man at the Folies Bergere Had a jock, a most wondrous...
An old man at the Folies Bergere Had a jock, a most wondrous affair: It snipped off a twat-curl From each new chorus girl, And he had a wig made of the hair.

There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night...
There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night and all day He soon became sore You shoulda' heard him roar When his wife rubbed his balls with Ben-Gay!

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."