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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 27, 2013


Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly...
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire

Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin...
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?

There was a young man of Saskatchewan, Whose penis was truly...
There was a young man of Saskatchewan, Whose penis was truly gargantuan. It was good for large whores, And for small dinosaurs, And was rough enough to scratch a match upon.

My mind is a potato field ...
My mind is a potato field ...

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