Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 12, 2013

Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting.
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting.

There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip...
There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip by canoe. While staring at Venus, And rubbing his penis, He wound up with a handful of goo.

There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only...
There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.