There was a young man from East Wubley
Whose cock... There was a young man from East Wubley
Whose cock was bifurcated doubly.
Each quadruplicate shaft
Had two balls hanging aft,
And the general effect was quite lovely.
There was a young man from Hong Kong
Who had a trifurcated prong:
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday March 13, 2013