Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 19, 2013

Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to...
Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it.

A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.

Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today...
Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today. Two freaks in a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright Police!!] Her aura-charred body was laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society of Asinine Flake...

A clever young man named Eugene Invented a jack-off machine...
A clever young man named Eugene Invented a jack-off machine. On the twenty-third stroke The goddam thing broke And beat both his balls to a creame.

COBOL is for morons. -- E.W. Dijkstra
COBOL is for morons. -- E.W. Dijkstra