Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday March 20, 2013

An organist playing in York Had a prick that could hold a small...
An organist playing in York Had a prick that could hold a small fork, And between obbligatos He'd munch at tomatoes, To keep up his strength while at work.

There was a young sportsman named Peel Who went for a trip...
There was a young sportsman named Peel Who went for a trip on his wheel; He pedalled for days Through crepuscular haze, And returned feeling somewhat unreal. -- Edward Gorey

I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!
I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!

Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.