Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 22, 2013

The best way to accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8 meters...
The best way to accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8 meters per second, squared.

A burlesque dancer, a pip Named Virginia, could peel in a zip; ...
A burlesque dancer, a pip Named Virginia, could peel in a zip; But she read science fiction And died of constriction Attempting a Moebius strip. -- Cyril Kornbluth, "The Unfortunate Topology"

Two anglers were fishing off Wight And his bobber was dipping...
Two anglers were fishing off Wight And his bobber was dipping all night. Murmured she, with a laugh, "It's ready to gaff, But don't break your rod which is light." A couple was fishing near Clombe When the maid began looking...