Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday March 31, 2013

A corpulent maiden named Kroll Had a notion exceedingly droll: ...
A corpulent maiden named Kroll Had a notion exceedingly droll: At a masquerade ball, Dressed in nothing at all, She backed in as a Parker House roll.

There once was a fellow named Siegel Who attempted to bugger...
There once was a fellow named Siegel Who attempted to bugger a beagle, But the mettlesome bitch Turned and said with a twitch, "It's fun, but you know it's illegal."

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.

Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing...
Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981

HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!