Freebsd Fortunes

When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the
money is.
                -- Robespierre

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the
thing," it's the money.
                -- Kim Hubbard

When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half
loop?

When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is
not far away.  It is time to go elsewhere.  The best thing about space
travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
                -- Robert Heinlein

When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the
sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes.  The dog has certain
relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.
                -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle
                   Maintenance"

When all other means of communication fail, try words.

"When are you BUTTHEADS gonna learn that you can't oppose Gestapo
tactics *with* Gestapo tactics?"
                -- Reuben Flagg

When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before
the white men came, an Indian said simply "Ours."
                -- Vine Deloria, Jr.

When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask?  Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.

When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to
guarantee them.