| Humor: Thursday May 25, 2017 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 25, 2017A chap down in Oklahoma
Had a cock that could sing La Paloma,
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A chap down in Oklahoma Had a cock that could sing La Paloma, But the sweetness of pitch Couldn't put off the hitch Of impotence, size and aroma. There was once a sad Maitre d'hotel Who said, "They... There was once a sad Maitre d'hotel Who said, "They can all go to hell! What they do to my wife-- Why it ruins my life; And the worst is, they all do it well. Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise... Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise. -- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984 Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 25, 2017
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