Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday May 2, 2017

There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular...
There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular cunt. She learned for diversion Posterior perversion, Since no one could fit here in front.

"A dirty mind is a joy forever." -- Randy Kunkee
"A dirty mind is a joy forever." -- Randy Kunkee

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.