Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday May 15, 2017

There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill...
There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with.

There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent...
There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent pair; At least so I thought Till I saw one get caught On a thorn, and begin losing air.

Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.
Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.