Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday May 6, 2017

There once was a boy named Carruthers Who was busily fucking...
There once was a boy named Carruthers Who was busily fucking his mother "I know it's a sin," He said, shoving it in, "But it's better than blowing my brother."

There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on...
There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on a tandem. At the peak of the make She jammed on the brake And scattered his semen at random.

Meskimen's Law: There's never time to do it right,...
Meskimen's Law: There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.

You will contract a rare disease.
You will contract a rare disease.

The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by...
The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by the peck. His father called him, but he could not go, For he loved those peanuts so.